"Ironic"

An old man turned
He won the lottery and the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your day
It's a free ride when you've paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've ... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and his kids goodbye
He his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like on your wedding day
It's a when you've already paid
It's the that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already
It's the good advice that you just didn't
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of
Helping you out