"Handlebars"

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No
No handlebars
I ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
Hands in the air like it's good to be
Alive and I'm a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedy
I can show you how to do see do
I you how to scratch a record
I can the remote control
And I almost put it back together
I can a in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Erikson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can anything that I want 'cause look

I can with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
And I can your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me, look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
Alive in such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can an engine
sixty four miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the system
I can do with no assistance 'cause

I can a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
And I can the atom of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me, look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can out a million vaccinations
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
Or have 'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like them
And I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command because

I can a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
And I can a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

And I can the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike
No handlebars
No handlebars
I my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars